¡¡¡TURNT UP 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!

OHMIGOD OHMIGOD OHMIGOD The craziest monthly party in the Twin Cities is turning 5 and you, yes YOU are invited to get in on all of the ridiculousness. And all yo frendz. TURNT UP! 5 Year Anniversary. This Friday at Honey MPLS. It's about to be Lit Romney #OnDatAzz The real life manifestation of "NSFW." The picture you see under "Wild Rumpus" in Webster's Dictionary. The bees knees. The whole enchilada. With extra guac. We're literally gonna melt your clothes off. Better wear clean underwear (or none). Ever wonder what it's like to be on peyote without actually having to do peyote? Well, this is the next best thing. Come transform your life. It's a proven fact that people who've been to "Turnt Up!" go on to become lawyers, doctors, business owners, porn stars, etc. Might they still have achieved these accolades had they not attended "Turnt Up!" parties? Who's to say, we may never know..... .....but we're gonna say no. There's no way. "Turnt Up!" definitely played a very critical role in shaping their destiny. So let's celebrate all that stuff too. FIVE F**KING YEARS!!!¡! DJ Gabe Garcia DJ Willie Shu Host: Franz Diego 10:00 in the PM Early arrival ENORMOUSLY suggested, we tend to fill up quick. Bring a sweat rag. Bring your dancing shoes. Brang your friends. Bring it on. Let's make history. #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG #WAG